Becca Bought: Macrame Prozac

Becca Bought: Macrame Prozac

If I had to pick one product to stand by for eternity, it would be this swing. First of all, it’s darling. We could start and end with its Anthro Free People vibe alone. But those websites would sell it for an amount comparable to your mortgage and this little number...
Becca Bought: Cat-Eyed Cuteness

Becca Bought: Cat-Eyed Cuteness

So I wasn’t excited to learn I needed readers. I was truly hoping I would always have perfect reading vision – it would be my middle-age super power. Alas, I’ll have to find another super power because it was time, y’all, it was time. BUT HOW CUTE ARE THESE? I...
Becca Bought: The Gift That Won Christmas

Becca Bought: The Gift That Won Christmas

The gift that won Christmas.  This is the funniest gift in the history of the world and I was the lucky recipient! My kids are assholes. Your kids are assholes. Hey, all kids are assholes. But we love them, yes we do! And we might as well remind ourselves with a...
Becca Bought: A Miracle Mounds Bar

Becca Bought: A Miracle Mounds Bar

OMG. THE. BEST.  I CAN’T STOP. It’s a Mounds bar. Not “like” a Mounds bar or some chalky protein-y Mounds-ish bar, this tastes exactly like a Mounds bar. It’s a miracle! And I’m a bar connoisseur, if I say so myself.  It’s the perfect dessert, or hey, you do...
Becca Bought: Tang-Flavored Unicorn Dust

Becca Bought: Tang-Flavored Unicorn Dust

a.k.a. Natural Vitality Calm, Magnesium Citrate Supplement, Anti-Stress Drink Mix Powder, Orange – 16 ounce My doctor (from the Mayo Clinic, in case you need credentials) turned me onto it and I’m a believer. It feels like that first sip of wine, but it’s not...