The election, a pandemic and a full moon???? BRING ON THE CHEESY CRACKERS, people. I already ate Jax’s sour pumpkins and sent him photographic proof. This is what happens when you leave candy in the house. Sorry, kid, you knew better.
I hope you all are doing yoga, meditating and eating from the land. And not, like me, carb-loading like it’s an Olympic sport and watching absolute Netflix crap with an endless iPhone scroll.
Seriously. I need to get myself together. I’m a hot mess, minus hot. I’m an I Woke Up Like This Mess.
What do you think – a juice cleanse? Smart phone ban? Move to Costa Rica? All options, friends, these are all options.